It's true. I've seen it on TV!

Kickflip to Benihana
on my caries half-pipe
those funny little creatures
are carving across my teeth
my incisors are flashing
with player one's score
can you feel humiliation?
it's dual-shock's vibration
single thumb mortification
I have no mouth entertainment system.

By looking at my mirror
I soon realize that it's all a musical
Donkey Kong is playing at my house
bongo's beats dung theme
dugongos are on my TV screen
forgot the crack patch key-generator
listening to outdated oldies
mixed-drinks that remind me of you
or is it you who reminds me to drink
because of me being mixed up


in this fucked up remix.